May 2, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. Former New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez was indicted Thursday on assault charges stemming from a February jailhouse fight with another inmate. But, on the plus side, the next indictment is free....
View ArticleApril 30, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to Star magazine, actor Leonardo DiCaprio is hooked on the dating app Tinder. Finally, someone has made it easy for Leo to get women. Because it was such a struggle before. 2. According to...
View ArticleJune 12, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz said if he’s elected he will roll-back President Obama’s executive orders that loosened the country’s immigration policy. Said immigrants, “If you’re elected, we’re no...
View ArticleJune 22, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Rachel Dolezal, the former president of Spokane’s chapter of the NAACP, is reportedly in talks to star in her own reality TV show. It will air on the BET? Network. 2. Rick Perry, the former Texas...
View ArticleMarch 29, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to researchers, something about Republican front-runner Donald Trump, his face, voice or message, generates “increased brain activity” amongst viewers. “Oh, is that what that new feeling...
View ArticleMay 25, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new study, letting your baby ‘cry it out’ instead of interfering is an effective sleep training method that does not cause stress or lasting emotional problems for the baby. The study...
View ArticleMarch 17, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new study, four out of five elementary schools students in Oklahoma can’t red a clock. While four out of five elementary school students in China made those clocks. 2. Speaker of the...
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